10 Funny Auto Repair Quotes to Get You Through Your Day

Ever feel like your mechanic (or your car) must have a real sense of humor? We’ve probably all thought something similar at some point. Luckily, a good sense of humor helps keep you in a good mood, so we have a collection of quotes about mechanics, cars, and auto repair services to put you in a good mood, no matter how your day is going.

If it turns out you could use the help of a mechanic to improve your day and your car’s operation, visit your local AAMCO Boardman’s mechanics and we’ll help get you safely back on the road again.

Dread Going to an Auto Shop? Maybe These Mechanic Quotes Will Help

We get it – the auto shop is not typically anyone’s favorite place. When your car starts clanking, shuddering, and juddering, it’s not likely to put you in a good mood. If that’s how your day is going, we’ll help turn it around with these ten funny quotes about mechanics and auto repairs.

1. “Labor Rate Subject to Change According to Customer’s Attitude.”

Don’t worry – when you visit your local AAMCO Boardman for any auto repair service, you’ll be charged a fair price for parts and labor.

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2. “If your trust is in man, your joy will soon be buried in the cemetery. If your hope is in cars, your happiness will soon be found in the mechanic shop.”

Take Israelmore Ayivor’s word for it – if you own a car, you should make friends with your mechanic!

3. “If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, ‘Hey – maybe a killer is after you!'”

Think of Mitch Hedberg’s wise words the next time your car won’t start in the morning.

4. “As you get older, things conk out. It’s a bit like a car. As long as it’s something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles.”

Listen to Len Goodman – if your back starts hurting in your 30s, think of how your car feels after a few years on the road!

5. “I started repairing my car myself when it became quite clear that I should let you guys handle it.”

Ever thought you might save time and money doing your own auto repairs at home? You might want to think again. AAMCO Boardman’s mechanics can help, no matter what auto repair your car needs!

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6. “Who needs a spare tire? You have duct tape!”

We all know that duct tape can fix anything – why not a punctured tire, too?

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7. “Check Engine: Yup, it’s still there.”

Ever had your Check Engine Light come on and wanted to ignore it as long as possible? You’re not alone. But really, you should have your local AAMCO Boardman mechanics inspect your car for necessary repairs as soon as your Check Engine Light is illuminated.

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8. “Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.”

Take Zygmunt Bauman’s word for it – don’t neglect your car’s regular maintenance schedule. Otherwise, you may find yourself at your local auto shop sooner than you’d like anyway!

9. “If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?”

Steven Wright thought it, maybe someday we’ll be able to test it.

10. “Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”

Amit Kalantri may not have the funniest quote on this list, but it’s still good advice. A good mechanic, regular maintenance schedule, and proactive auto repair services will all keep your car running smoothly on the road.

Trust AAMCO Boardman’s Transmission Repair Services

Don’t let car trouble get you down. Whether you’re due for regular car maintenance are need a more serious car repair, the mechanics at your local AAMCO Boardman auto shop are here to help. We’ll handle diagnostics and repairs as efficiently and affordably as we can so you can get back on the road again in no time. Schedule your appointment with us online today!

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